*01.Your grandfather always has a shot of RAKIJA for breakfast *02.Even if you are a girl,you parents call you SINE *03.Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than RAKIJA *04.Your mother insist that PROMAJA will kill you *05.Your mother insist that you must eat something with SIRENJE at least 3 times a week *06.You use RAKIJA to cure illnesses, celebrate all ocasions and as a massage or shaving lotion *07.You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else *08.Your BABA will not accept the fact that you are not hungry *09.You go to your BABA'S house, she offers you SUPA, KOLBASI,SARMA or PIPERKI and she gets upset if you don't eat everything *10.You have four pair of VLECKI in your closet *11.All the actions stop when you hear the music of OGAN DA GO GORI or BISER BALKANSKI *12.Your mom calls you STOKA *13.When there is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA *14.You are MACHO when you mix KISELA VODA with SMEDEREVKA in the local BIRTIJA *15.You have at least a whole TENDzERE left overe with food after the whole family has eaten *16.Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she's not a DOMAKINKA *17.Your parents invite 500 people over to your place because it's SLAVA *18.Your fridge has always more beer than food,just in case GOSTI come over *19.Your friends call you PEER
hahahaha pa moram da go iskoristam maksimalno slobodnoto vreme dodeka ne sum pocnala da ucam ama ke pocnam od narednata nedela taka da doma ke bidam i ke se vidime obavezno ke mi dojdes na gosti neli?hehe da znam aj pozdrav